TAXMAN
Let me tell you how it will be,
There’s one for you, nineteen for me,
‘Cause I’m the Taxman,
Yeah, I’m the Taxman.
Should five per cent appear too small,
Be thankful I don’t take it all.
‘Cause I’m the Taxman,
Yeah, I’m the Taxman.
If you drive a car car,
I’ll tax the street,
If you try to sit sit,
I’ll tax your seat,
If you get too cold cold,
I’ll tax the heat,
If you take a walk walk,
I’ll tax your feet. Taxman.
‘Cause I’m the Taxman,
Yeah, I’m the Taxman.
Don’t ask me what I want it for
(Unh-unh Mister Wilson!)
If you don’t want to pay some more
(Unh-unh Mister Heath!),
‘Cause I’m the Taxman,
Yeah, I’m the Taxman.
Now my advice for those who die, Taxman!
Declare the pennies on your eyes, Taxman!
‘Cause I’m the Taxman,
Yeah, I’m the Taxman.
And you’re working for no-one but me,
Taxman!